it's okay, i'm a wizard |
Bri. 21. Atlanta. I like the ladies. I have questionable morals and am prone to saying dumb stuff. Like Miley Cyrus, I too cannot be tamed. |
these secret plans are codenamed: convince bri’s mom that getting bri a kitty is required in order for her depression and anxiety to get better.
the first step of the plan has been enacted: I got mom to take me to the animal shelter while she took me on routine errands and she looked wispy eyed as I made sure to look extra happy with all the kitties, even going around re-naming some of them. (but really though, ‘Timmy’ for this orange, smooshed face tabby? get it right people, he is obviously a ‘Crookshanks’.)
I don’t know yet what part 2 of the secret plan will be yet.
I’m the fly by the seat of my pants kinda secret agent.
you know. a loose cannon.
yeaaaaaah