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Bri. 21. Atlanta. I like the ladies. I have questionable morals and am prone to saying dumb stuff. Like Miley Cyrus, I too cannot be tamed. |
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Notes a trip to the grocery store with mom.Mom: Look, valentines day stuff! Me: God, I fucking hate valentines day. Nothing good ever happens on that day, just broken hearts and misery forever. Mom: Don't worry honey, your turn will come. Me: Uh-huh. Mom: See, we turned into an aisle! Your turn has already come, look at that! -
undersunshinepylons said:
omg your mom sounds hilarious
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cuuunts said:
Awww, she tried!
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lilmeowmeowandlilcatcat said:
:c
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aherotoremember said:
…I officially love your mom…
and I agree that Valentine’s day is horrible, I am forever alone especially on that day
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